Mmm. Whipped Cream. Who can think of any food more suited to the day of love, Valentine's Day? Hearing the word inspires images of a hunk lapping a bit of whipped cream off my forefinger, his hard, err...muscles glimmering in the firelight. But who knew there were so many alternate uses for the creamy confection? After a little research, here's what I found.
A Dairy Creamer: Use a dollop of whipped cream in your coffee. Yummy. I think I'll have to try that.!
To Cool the Roof of Your Mouth: I have no idea why I would ever need to do this. Because sitting on the beach, I might say, "Gawd, the roof of my mouth feels soooo hot?" Or (*giggles*) after a particularly rough oral session with my guy, I might need to cool the heat created by friction?
Makeup Remover: That's right. It sounds a little odd, but hey, we've used eggs, avocados and oatmeal to beautify our bodies, right? Rinse your face with warm water, apply the whipped cream, and rinse.
Hair Conditioner: Massage whipped topping into your hair. Leave for 30 minutes (or until all the cats in the neighborhood are yowling outside your window), then rinse and shampoo. Use this once a week.
To Shave: Oooh, this sounds fun. Wet your skin before applying whipped cream. The cream will moisturize and smooth. And squirting it on your nether-regions will definitely interest your mate!
As a facial: Hell with it. Just smear your entire body in whipped cream, then stretch across the dining table and call yourself dessert.
Check in later to find more uses for whipped cream!
~where words mean so much more~
Tattoo Dream: http://tiny.cc/lsxr3
My Sexy Valentine: http://tiny.cc/2w5ea