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Saturday, July 30, 2011

Uses of Whipped Cream You'd Never Dream Em Petrova

Mmm. Whipped cream. Who can think of any food more suited to the day of love, Valentine’s Day? Hearing the word inspires images of a hunk lapping a bit off my forefinger, his hard, errr…muscles glimmering in the firelight. But who knew there were so many alternate uses for the creamy confection? After a little research, here’s what I found.

A Dairy Creamer: Use a dollop of whipped cream in your coffee. I think I’ll have to try that!

To Cool the Roof of Your Mouth: First, I have no idea why I would ever need to do this. Because sitting on the beach, I might say, “Gawd, the roof of my mouth feels sooo hot.” Or (*giggles*) after a particularly rough oral session with your guy, you might need to cool the heat created from friction?

Makeup Remover: That’s right. Sounds a little odd, but hey, we’ve used eggs, avocados and oatmeal to beautify our bodies, right? Rinse your face with warm water, apply the whipped cream, and rinse.

Hair Conditioner: Massage whipped topping into your hair. Leave for 30 minutes (or until all the cats in the neighborhood are yowling outside your window), then rinse and shampoo. Use this once a week.

To Shave: Oooh, this sounds fun. Wet your skin before applying whipped cream. The cream will moisturize and smooth. And squirting it on your nether-regions would definitely get your mate interested!

As a Facial: Hell with it. Just smear your entire body in whipped cream, then stretch across the dining room table and call yourself dessert.

Check in later to find out more uses for whipped cream!
Em Petrova
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booklover0226 said...

Interesting used for whipped cream, Em. Thanks for sharing.

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bw said...

whipped cream to shave my p**sy? Ooh, yes, please! I'll ask the dear husband to "help".


Stacie said...

Whipped cream as a makeup remover? I never would have thought of that. Whipped cream as shaving cream sounds logical. What a fun post!

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Na said...

I love whip cream! It feels so light and fluffy. I like them on cakes. Good advice, some of them are new to me. Might try the makeup remover and hair conditioner one. Then again I might just keep it for eating. They are delicious with fruits or on top of hot chocolate.

Toni said...

Now you got me thinking about all the different ways I can use that tastey treat!!